Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I pulled eskimo_jo's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I stole i_love_dragons's purse (-30 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I gave orangeisburning a kidney (1000 points). In January I pushed nealj in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (947 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, elizalavelle

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bwahahahaha I'm a terrible terrible person but apparently I donate organs ergo PONY!

"I want world peace and a pony"

"that doesn't sound very peaceful"

"where's my fucking pony!?"